hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
