rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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