I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
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Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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