Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
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I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
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Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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