doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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