The maid of honor just puked.
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Me too!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
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It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
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Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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