i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
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I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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