Sry I called you an 8
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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