Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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