Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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