you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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