I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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