hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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