My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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