I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
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I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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