Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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