Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
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im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
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