I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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