He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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