Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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