The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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