Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Your penis caused this!
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