you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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