nut hugger
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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