I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
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Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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