so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
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Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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