Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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