I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
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What happened to fro yo and sex?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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