I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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