You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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