I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
As shirtless as possible
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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