Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
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Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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