I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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