They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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