It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
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