At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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