I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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