wake up i wanna do it froggy style
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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