Are we in a gay sports bar?
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
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Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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