is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
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It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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