You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
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