So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
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You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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