ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you have to choose: penises or morals?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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