Who wears a wallet chain?!
well you can't waste a boner
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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