did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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