i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
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The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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