Betty ford says i'm here all night
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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