anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
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did i just pee glitter
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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