i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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