He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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