I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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