can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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