I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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