what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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