Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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