elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
try to milk me bitch
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